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Farmer Steve is finding the humor in the whole donkey idea. We were headed out for a rare datenight (he has been forced to work about 7 days a week for the yard, so we kind of are missing each others company - thus a scheduled dress up night out). Anyway, on the way to dinner he asks "Honey, if you could have a choice of one milestone gift which of the two would you choose? A horse or a hot tub." Without hesitation I said "HOT TUB!" He began to laugh at the fact that I constantly talk about wanting a horse some day. He never dreamed I would sit there and not consider the horse over the hot tub.
What he seemd to have forgotten is that I had just spent the entire day on the farm, by myself, moving large rocks from the pasture, clearing pig fences, digging the pit for the pig roast and all the other farm stuff by myself all day. [Okay, Charlie helped, but still] The hot tub idea sounded fantastic! Besides, a horse is more work, right? If I want to go for a ride you are looking at about a 1/2 hour to get things ready to go and clean up after the ride. A hot tub, get in and relax baby. Besides others can enjoy it as well. Sounded simple to me.
As we talked about the horse idea I brought up the idea of a full sized donkey and all the benefits of having one. The fact that it would provide herd protection. They are kind of bomb proof and require less maintenance than a horse. If trained, it could be ridden and hitched to a cart etc. etc.
Then I moved on the all the wonderful things I could say to people:
"Hey have you seen my Ass?"
"Don't I have a great Ass?"
"Wow, my Ass is really cute."
Put him/her in a pair of jeans just to ask "Does my Ass look fat in these jeans?"
"I am going to go hitch my Ass up to a wagon and head out"
"Get off my Ass."
I could go on...actually we did. We had each other in stiches. Then Steve asked "What would you name your donkey?" I had already thought of this..."Donkey. Like the donkey in Shrek." He replied what about "Badunka Donkey?" Which would be a play on "Badunkadunk"
Badunkadunk: This is urban slang used used to define approval of the voluptuous curvature of a feminie rump. HOW APPROPRIATE would that be? If I have a donkey, it will be named BadunkaDonkey!
NOTE: If you find any of the language in this post offensive...sorry. Send me a scathing letter via email. I would appreciate it. That way I can know what you all can tolerate.
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